Tuesday, December 10, 2013
The overflow of machismo coming from this movie is a little too much for me. I mean, even the premise of the Predator itself—a monster who hunts humans for sport—seems engineered for mindless action nonsense. Then there's the fact that the writing is simply awful. Why do they immediately kill the company of soldiers they encounter in the jungle? Why do they decide to keep Anna alive but no one else? How do they know she has valuable information? If she's important why do they make no effort to keep her well guarded? If the Predator is only in it for the sport then why does he use such unfair alien technology? Why does mud make Dutch invisible to the Predator's heat vision? If Dutch knows the Predator didn't kill Anna because she was unarmed, why don't they all drop their weapons and walk away? I understand this isn't the type of movie you go to for the plot, but it really just doesn't make sense to the point of being distracting and taking away from the experience. I'm sure there are people who love this movie regardless of what anyone says, I'm just not one of them. Riddick is more my flavor of bad sci-fi.
- I thought it was weird that they introduced the idea of an alien adversary in the first shot of the movie and then never really returned to this aspect of the Predator's origins. I mean, I know the story's thin, but it just seemed like an obvious omission.
- Alien vs. Predator is clearly not a reflection of the quality of each film franchise since if that were the case Alien would have won in the first 5 minutes and the rest of the story would just be another Alien movie.
- No matter how many movies you put him in, Arnold Schwarzenegger is not a good actor.